I know that it’s not technically Monday where I live, but it’s bound to be Monday somewhere so …
- I did not run the hand dryer in the bathroom extra long at the library yesterday because some lady was yacking on her cell phone in one of the stalls.
- I did NOT leave a glob of cold oatmeal on the floor after breakfast this morning. I truly did forget that it was there and I was in a rush, but I am sure a normal person like me would not just leave it there.
- I did not put my 3-year-old child back to bed 2.5 hrs after she woke up from her nap.