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Not Me! Monday – Sunday Edition

Not Me! Monday – Sunday Edition

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  • I did not fail to give my child a bath the night before we had family pictures taken. It had not been several days since she had a bath. She has not had a bath since then. Baths are not a difficult experience at our house these days.
  • I did not find some weird stain on the shirt that I was going to wear for the family pictures. I did not put a jacket over it and wear it anyway.
  • I did not eat one of the hamburger cookies before I delivered the batch to my friend Karen although she paid for the stuff to make them. It was not the one where the icing was a tad bit messed up.
  • I did not looooooooove the buttercream icing on Sarah’s birthday cake. I did not ask if I could have some of the extra icing on the side of the cardboard after the cake slices were served. I did not thoroughly enjoy it so much that I had Sugar Fantasies that night. ‘
  • I did not wait to wash towels until every single towel in my house was dirty – kid towels, adult towels, guest towels, all towels. I did not wait one full day beyond that before I actually washed them.
  • I did not buy *80* daffodil bulbs on clearance at Lowes yesterday. I did not realize there are *80* bulbs in there. No really, I didn’t.

Megan

Monday 17th of November 2008

I have also NEVER gone days without giving my kiddo a bath. I also HAVEN'T ever covered a stain with a jacket or sweater!! ;o)Thanks for sharing these and have a great week!

Jennifer

Monday 17th of November 2008

Those flowers are going to be beautiful! Maybe the no towel thing can be your excuse for no baths!! LOL

Jennifer

Monday 17th of November 2008

She wasn't stinky. She smelled like a flower ... a very RIPE flower! haha

heidi

Monday 17th of November 2008

Baths are overrated. All Hail the stinky kid!Hey! That's MY kid!

annb

Monday 17th of November 2008

Funny list - what a brave soul you are! I thought everyone ran out of towels before washing more - they don't? I'm also in OK!